Martial Dicks.

Every now and then, when I go on YouTube and look up some legendary martial arts or self-defence shit that actually work(i.e Systema, Krav Maga or Jeet Kun Doe); I come across the people who are the dicks that came sprawling out from the illusion of UFC, K1-Pride or mostly the any other fighting entertainment program on TV or the ones who believe the shit on bullshido.net; they start to adopt the impression that the Heavy Weight Champion on TV is the world greatest's fighter and can't be fucked with; that means he can beat every single being on the planet and is idolised by many fat couch potatoes who wish to be him but is too lazy to do so thus the only thing they do is sprout shit all about him and the fighting art he uptakes. 

Case in point: there was once I asked a guy who said that Michael McDonald(champion kickboxer) could beat all these other people who partake in other bullshido nonsense. 

 "For the sake of asking, if that guy went up against Bruce Lee, who'd win?"

 "Michael McDonald would kick Bruce Lee's ass,"

 *facepalm* (A similar situation happened with people who follow MMA, simply defused by saying that Jeet Kun Doe is the father of MMA so its an oxymoron.)

So, you're telling me that some dude out of the blue who started kickboxing at the age of 17 could kick the ass of a legend who took Wing Chun at the age of 13 and mastered all kinds of shit people ain't never heard off and created his own? Along the way kicking Chuck Norris's ass? Its like a $10 whore whose face looks like Rafidah's telling you she is sexier and can give more service than Jessica Alba, Katie Holmes, Kate Moss fused together. Here's a mindfuck; have a nice day.