Life can accurately be described with a condom. First off we shall begin with wearing a condom or rather, living life. A condom must be worn properly and not be rushed or else it might tear and cause a rather unfortunate accident later (see : child). Also like life, a condom can be have many surprises. You could have accidentally punctured the condom at an earlier date (comparable to doing something in the past that will come back and haunt you) and your semen would wind up shagging with the egg of your partner. Also a condom is a one use thing, which if you look at it one way, is the way life is. You get one life (if you don't believe in the reincarnation crap) and that's all you get. Once you've had your fun and blown your load you still have to throw the damned thing. It's not like you can fucking keep it as a memento, at least not if you want more sex.
Your thoughts fellow blogmates?
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