My Emergency Kit.

One day, and that day may never come; I will wake up from bed to find out all the idiots one-upping their level of stupidity to the point of barbarians. It is also on that day my conventional weapons might be lost or stolen by them; so I decided to use my epic fail brain to counter the problem of: "LOL, I haz ur knife, wat u do nao?"

Arsonist Kit:

1)Flame-thrower

- Cheap, reliable super-soaker from Toy'R'Us.

- Gasoline or any other flammable substance.

- Attached fuse or candle(trick candles, hmm....) to end of barrel for fire.

- ???

- PROFIT!

2) Molotov Cocktail

- Empty glass bottle.

- Gasoline

- Cloth

- Lighter

- Good throwing arm.

3) Thermite.

- Fine Powdered Iron Oxide(rust)

- Fine Powdered Aluminium

- Magnesium Strip

- Weighing Scales

- Container

4) Napalm

- Styrofoam 

- Gasoline or kerosene.

- Container.

Might expand the kit a little more, but that's too much work.