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I have a dream, a dream where all men can roam free smoking weed with no oppression from the government. A dream where all women are beautiful and are free from STD's. A dream where condom's flow freely from a condom fountain in every building. A dream where all punishment involves masochism of some sort and bestiality roams supreme. A dream where money is so abundant that the people use dollar notes as ass-wipe. A dream... where all men flock to me and offer themselves at my feet. A dream where homosexuality rules supreme.

It isn't a very happy dream I must say but at least it is a dream which is more than most you folk can boast of.