Wankerific

Today I shall be speaking on days like today comrades.

Pull up a chair and form a circle as ole uncle thor starts to tell you about today. Days like today is a term usually associated with either a good or bad day so before I continue I shall clarify by saying that today is most definitely a bad day.

Let us begin with the morning shall we comrades? I managed to begin my day pretty well if I do say so myself, I began with waking up late with a massive boner and rushing to get ready for class. Of course, my rushing for class would be the equivalent of rushing into the shower for a wank session and then showering, grabbing breakfast and lazing around till it's late.

Oh great this guy is going to bore us with his life story.

Oh no no no, if I was going to bore you with my life story I'd have done it in less egoistical manner. Of course now I shall deviate from the flow of the post by including a (in?)directly aimed insult at the general populace.

And with that in mind, I shall begin with saying, what a bunch of uncommitted fools with no drive, no wonder the more successful a nation is the more failures it generates. Not only that I do believe that the unfair rights given to them by the government is not empowering those fools who would do better in life by being sterile and unable to give birth but are actually giving them a false sense of security in life and allowing them to slack off. Jeez, those cock lovers are already half-brained as is and you decide not to develop them, but give them a bunch of training wheels.

It would be fine if it was in your mind to remove the damned training wheels sometime soon but keeping them on? What in the world. The world as is has no place for people who believe that they're position in life has some sense of security because now, no man is safe. Oh what now you're going to call me a sexist for saying no man is safe but not no woman?

Fine, No women is safe either, happy you fucking pricks that oh so love equality?

Oh right, I forgot to cater for the little idiots that might want to take a potshot at my views, have a go all you want, but unless you can provide an intelligent response you're only proving my point. And for every idiotic respond I receive, I'll just provide a witty comeback and post it right here on the blog.

Oooh, the big man is threatening to post my responses on his mean old blog, boohooo.

Yeah and I trust that I gave fair warning for it in advance.

Oh shit, I deviated from the topic too much. Well, let's see, went to class, had some lunch, saw some fags, gamed a bit, raged a bit, and all the works. I love life.

Oh yea, everyone, lighten up and start wanking already you poor derived fools.

Hope you all suffer a slow horrifying death with no one to care about you.

: D.