Tales of The Now.

After watching Obama on Jay Leno remark about a certain shot of his face when he bowl in relation to the special Olympics. It made a lot of retards unhappy, at least, American retards.

Me: So, you're angry because he made a reference to the Special Olympics? 

American Retards: Yes, think of all the other people who are handicapped and less fortunate, we love Obama but me and my family think this is an outrage. I mean, talking about the handicapped is too far for him, only we get to call ourselves that.

Me: So... its like how niggers can call themselves niggers?

A.R: No, that's a different case, we don't call ourselves retards.

Someone asked me why people want to still come to America even though they hate America, looking back, its obviously because of the people that live there. I mean, the only reason I see myself going to the land of overrated freedom is to put money in  the vending machines or throwing shit off the Empire State Building in the name of the lulz. But then again, why go spend a few thousand on a plane ticket just to enjoy it beside a man with his ketchup stained shirt tuck in and doesn't know what deodorant is or a couple of niggers who's going to pull a 187 on this thread. I rather just stay at home and have a good wank while the world is in peril. 

So, back in the kitchen girls, keep making the sandwiches as a punishment for keeping us all in the friend zone while you make off with the one guy who'd probably disappear at the next party who'd probably slept with a sexually confused trap who thought he was the one with the girl when he gave head to guys.

Also, watch Dragonball, it is the bollocks. Bulma and that other chick are hot jailbait while Goku is this American badass who saves people and brings them back to life with his Kamehameha and still has a power level of over 9000. Seriously, your spending your money well on this movie caused in over 9000 years time when this actor makes it big time, he's going to be malarky when the big budget movies see this in his resume. Twilight is still better by tonnes though, what's more accurate than a story ripped off from some sappy love Japanese manga that looks like an American adaptation of shoujo portraying vampires as the loving gothic hippies they are?