This involves some mathematician's law who I don't remember the name(but who gives a shit?) and a subject. The theory is that in a preset number of moves we would always find ourselves coming to an end at the same result; so let's try that.
The result: Fucking up big time because of not having enough insight or knowledge causing you to commit suicide.
So to fuck things up further and to make Penis Bandit go WTF? We shall use a little bit of Mathematics; for those of you who are in the country: this is Additional Mathematics; Chapter 1, sub-topic 1.4: Inverse functions. With the result as x, let mathematic equation (an hero) = x with a limit to 5 moves.
1) - You fapped to porn
- You got a girlfriend
- You fucked girlfriend without a condom furthermore doing ATM along the way.
- Girlfriend gets pregnant and you end up with STD.
- An Hero.
2) - You are a minister.
- You have a mistress
- You take mistress to love hotel
- There were hidden cameras recording that shit
- An Hero.
3) - You are yet another minister.
- You had an affair with your wife.
- It became too complicated, you blew her up with C4.
- It made the news.
- An Hero.
4)- You're a faggot.
- You have a boyfriend
- Parents finds out
- You gave each other STDs.
- An Hero.
5)- You're nominated for president for a certain country
- You copypasta your rival's promises, altering them a little.
- You make your vice-presidential nominee a soccer mom.
- Your country finds out about your lies.
- An Hero.
6)- You are an atheist
- You formed a community.
- You flamed every religion there is on every forum there is.
- You witnessed the second coming
- An Hero.
7)- You sleep over at your friend's house.
- Friend has very cute 8 year old sister
- You succumb to your pedobear conscious
- You get caught by Chris Hansen.
- An Hero
Conclusion: y = inevitable.
(65 Markah)
