Sunday, May 10, 2009

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Sitting in a dark room at 2 am in the morning is one of the most inspiring times for a writer, especially those who have a knack for having intimate moments with their left hand. As someone who speaks from experience, I am more than happy to support this statement.

Today I am feeling rather down so the theme for today's blog post will be suitably apt for my mood. Something more towards remembering the good old times


The Internet used to be a blessed place, where not many fags, noobs, drama queens, jocks and all those other unwanted garbage were around. Not that I'm saying all of the above stereotypes are absolutely disturbing, but the vast majority of them are. Now, back in the day, people prided themselves on the use of proper spelling and grammar. Now, I find myself writing in a personal blog for everywhere I used to hold dear was slowly overrun by the globalization age or whatever term they used to more or less say "give everyone cheap high speed Internet".

Speaking from a general stance, providing Internet services to so many people is a good thing because it enables easy information transfer and provides access to research material much faster. Unfortunately, speaking from experience, I know this to be very untrue. The vast majority of the new wave of Internet users are people who obsess over the social networking sites, increasing their network of so called 'friends' and providing an unneeded ego boost to those who already have too much of an ego and steadily taking away the land of the geeks and nerds. Not only has this slowly transformed the pride of speaking perfect English into pride for speaking as lousily as possible, it is also steadily tearing at the walls of the very few refuges left for the ones who still hope that the golden age will come again and preserve as much of that time in their refuges as possible.

Have you taken a moment in time to laugh at my expense? Perfect.

Truthfully, the almost unending waves of people flocking to the social networking sites is not really a major problem, It's the almost unending people looking for pornography that is the problem. As a wise man once told me, there will be no supply if there is no demand, but if there's too much supply, some of it gets to the wrong places. What I mean by this is, with so much people looking for pornography online, and the number of people who cater to these people and make a very very big bag of cash while doing so, it is with great despair that I must make you realize that any young person could have accidentally been exposed to porn. 

That is not a major problem to some, but if said boy was one who is very impressionable and took that such a thing was the norm, imagine what kind of havoc he would cause when he got his first girlfriend at age 14? Imagine what would happen to the next generation of our world. People, you must realize that the porn that we love so much could be effectively destroying our population through STD's transmitted among the youth these days. Well, I might be overexeggrating(sp?) the problem just a wee bit as I know not too many of the youth are that impressionable but still, a small minority might unknowingly be the doom of us all.

Better be safe then lying in a hospital in pain waiting for surgery on your crotch to get rid of the STD's (if our medicinal tech is up to that standard at that given time, I'm just thinking they'd chuck you off a cliff as treatment though, works wonders for the gene pool if you ask me).  

Bah, I guess I will end today's post here. I speak for only myself in the above post. The seriousness of which I take this post is close to 10%.